clickbait jockey
radio show presenters/hosts who do not achieve their status by merit or talent but by their ability to divide opinion and create social media mountains out of molehills. they are also prepared to endorse conversational topics which would, in regular discussion, send a gl-ss-eye to sleep. naturally, they think twitter is a reflection of the zeitgeist.
“welcome to the show. today’s topic, is donald trump really an introvert? call in now on…”
“ugh! turn that sh*t off; bl–dy clickbait jockey”
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