clifford the big red dong
you are getting a hand job and a female begins to tug too hard, then goes on by indian rugburning your c-ck. then you bring your dog in and he licks your nutties/gooch and you finish…then steal the dog.
dude i got clifford the big red donged last night, my d-ck hurt so much but i got a new poodle.
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