Clift
a semi- erect p-n-s often achieved through excessive grinding on females.
“d-mn, that rudeboi had a raging clift as he was rubbin on me!”
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company buffoon, nearly always bearing the surname “clift”.
clift cannot carry out the simplest of given tasks without either falling over and hurting himself, getting the job wrong and having a tantrum, or causing chaos or mayhem to others and the surrounding area. then blaming everybody but himself for the resulting carnage. also been known to bring down satellites and p-ssing aircraft if he touches any i.t. equipment.
“right, is that order ready for dispatch? it`s a big order, worth millions of pounds”.
” no. it`s on fire. there`s blood everywhere and a rhinoceros is trapped in the vending machine”.
“who`s on dispatch???!!!”
“clift”.
“ah……..”
the term used for the cl-toris of a woman who has a gaping, deep v-g-n-. the cl-toris of such a woman appears as the top of a cliff overhanging a canyon.
rj: “dude, did you finally get to sleep with shirley?”
john: “yeah, b-tch was loose, though, i fell off of her clift.”
rj: “ha! i knew that b-tch was a canyon-c-nt!”
a real eejit. a person of below average intellect.
the clift got her up the duff.
how would that clift p-ss an exam?
beyond drunk, but before p-ssed out.
phil set out to get clift, so he started by drinking a bottle of jack.
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