climbing Mount Ballmer
the act of drinking heavily in order to achieve a blood alcohol level of between 0.129% and 0.138%, which was discovered by microsoft in the late 1980s to confer “superhuman programming ability” via some unknown cause.
“it’s friday night, but i have a ton of code to write. i guess climbing mount ballmer is my only hope.”
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