Clinch
a partially smoked cigarette, snubbed out or pinched off carefully with the intention of smoking the rest later.
i was broke, out of smokes and feining for a cigarette. luckily i remembered that i’d stashed a clinch behind my dad’s toolbox in the garage.
clinch:
1. a word mainly used to mean grabbing of the d-ck.
2. rubbing p-n-s on your face.
seb clinch’s all the time. he usually clinch’s four times a day.
one who is physically as well as mentally f-cked and cannot complete everyday tasks such as walking, driving, talking or wiping his -ss.
emmet: hey bow did you clinch?
bow: yeah i took a steamy sh-t on his bonnet.
emmet: nice man, nice.
bow: yeah he’s a beanbag
the act of c-mming on your s-xual partners nose.
“and then that b-st-rd gave me a clinch!”
“hey babe, you wanna clinch job?”
the clinch is the embodiment of sti’s. the clinch can spread infection through proximity, saliva, blood, urine, and other means not yet identified by modern science. some evidence suggests persons can contract a variety of infections from the clinch via text messages, msn, or even from excessive facebook creeping. currently the only known prevention from contracting clinch based virus’ is abstaining from excessive contact with the clinch.
i got the clancy when i looked at “the clinch” for too long.
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