Cling Wrap Condom
the act of using a condom that is made of cling wrap when there is no condoms available to f-ck yo b-tch and forshiz.
my b-tch wanted me to have -n-l s-x with her but i ain’t got no condoms. i didn’t wana get sh-t on my d-ck so i used some plastic wrap to make a cling wrap condom to protect my w-ng from poo germs!
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