clingfilm retardant
when you are completely inept at wrapping any kind of food in clingfilm. when ordered to do so you have a slight panic attack.
usually results in an entire roll of clingfilm being used to wrap a single pea, but the pea is still not wrapped properly.
dad: katherine, could you please wrap this chicken up?
eva: dont ask her, shes clingfilm r-t-rdant.
katherine: no, i’ll do it.
…
2 hours later…
everything apart from the chicken is completely covered in clingfilm. katherine is having a nervous breakdown.
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