clingons
clingons—those little pieces of sh-t that remains on your -ss after you wipe yourself.
take the tolet paper and circle ur-n-s with it and search for clingons!
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any debris that clings to the hair around one’s -sshole. this could include, but not limited to: p–p, cotton b-lls from underwear, other -ss crack hair that tangles in on itself, etc… it is synonymous with dingle-berry
before sixty-nine, it is good hygene to wash your -ss of all clingons.
fecal particles which cling to bottox hair after excretion
these slingons sure make my pants lumpy
small pieces of feces, that cling to the -ss like n-body’s business. usually caused by -ss hair that grabs hold and doesn’t wanna let go of the sh-t piece.
i wiped my -ss, i went in the front yard during the afternoon and sprayed my -ss with the hose, and still those pesky cling-ons are still there, my only last resort is to burn them off.
little pieces of faeculent matter that get caught in hair whilst defaecating. usually in men with particularly hairy -rs-s.
i took a very relaxing dump, but spent a while cleaning up due to the presence of multiple cling ons that arose.
a humanoid species from a galaxy far, far away, which has come to our planet to form relationships with individual humans and refuses to leave, no matter how often it is given hints or flat out told to do so.
my ex-boyfriend won’t stop calling me to “hang out” and talk about how depressed he is. what a clingon. yeah, with a ‘c.’ cry me a river.
1.loser
2.friendly yet annoying
a term used for a social and academic loser who, in a desperate attempt to re-gain popularity, befriends an individual to the near point of stalking them.
dave is a cling-on. get him away from me
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