clings


grip, stick, hug, adhere, hang, fit tightly, clutch
the love that clings to your heart
an item (a ring or even a stud) that has been pierced through or aorund a woman’s cl-toris. cl-t+ring = cling
“dude, i went down on this chick last night only to dicsover that she has a cling. for whatever reason, i did not get -n-l last night. i’m confused.”
what working stiffs do to their guns and their religion. we know this is true because that limp-wristed liberal stove lid, barack o’bama, aka the irish jig, told us so.
that irish jig o’bama says we working stiffs cling to our guns and our religion because we are too stupid and ignorant to be limp-wristed liberals. actually, we cling to our guns and our religion because we are too smart to be limp-wristed liberals.

i’m not going to that dumb–ss liberal meeting. they won’t let me cling to my gun in there.
the shaft of the p-n-s. (noun)

variation : clang
yo, i got this crazy itch on my cling!

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