clinical pizza oven
cremation “retort” or ‘oven’
looking very much like a pizza oven, this definition makes sense!…-it just makes sense!!
went from my job at dad john’s, directly to the cremation guys to see them put my poor dead dad in the clinical pizza oven!!
john wasn’t big on things crawling on him, and opted for the clinical pizza oven!!
cremation oven- i.e. “retort”
next time i saw him was in the clinical pizza oven!
i flipped on the switch to incinerate my poor, dead dad; in the clinical pizza oven!
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