Clinton

an amazing guy, kind, smart, and always the one you can count on. he is ready to help at any time.
i need help. i bet you clinton will answer.
a bl-w j-b, usually received while in a workplace or similar setting.
my secretary gave me a clinton during my lunch break, so i’m good for today.
a us president who served in office between 1992 and 2000.

also blamed by conservatives for (but not limited to) the following:

1)the extinction of the dinosaurs
2)the defeat of southern asia by the mongol hordes
3)the crucifixion of christ
4)the fall of the roman empire
5)the dark ages
6)the black plague
7)the irish potato famine
8)the sinking of the t-tanic
9)world war i
10)world war ii
11)vietnam
12)the current economic downturn
13)the issue of the day needing someone to fault for its cause
is clinton’s fault!
s-m-n produced through engaging in oral s-x.
1) wipe that clinton off your chin.

2) monica had clinton stains on her dress and had to send it to the cleaners.
toking on a joint without inhaling.
i was stoned out of my gourd already so when the doob came back around i pulled a clinton.

verb: to distort the semantics of a situation for desired result
my girlfriend was p-ssed at me for cheating, but i clintoned the argument. i mean, “cheating” could mean “not cheating”.
bill clinton the 42nd. president of the united states from 1993 to 2001.
he got a bl-wj-b. which was the first known bl-wj-b in the white house. he lied about it because it knew most of the people in the u.s. were a bunch of c-ck blocking prudes and he wanted to be liked and he also knew his wife would ride his back about it.
congress started impeachment procedings officially about him lying but the real cause was the he got a bl-wj-b. the reasion for that being that they all wanted a bl-wj-b and couldn’t get one.

the next president lied about the presents of “weapons of m-ss distruction” being in iraq to get the u.s. to go to war with them. which gave rise to the expression “when clintion lied no one died”.
if i were clinton i would have taken that bl-wj-b too.
(n) town in central m-ssachusetts with the unique distinction of having the most bars per capita of any community in the united states.
“hey, is angie’s in clinton still in business? that’s a great bar!”