Clinton handshake
a friendly method by which teenage girls express their interest in socializing with male counterparts; involves placing the male p-n-s inside the female’s pie hole, and then bobbing up and down with a sucking motion. this “handshake” is decidedly not s-x, nor s-xual in content or motivation, as defined and testified to by former u.s. president bill clinton. also, the means by which married, middle-aged men show their appreciation to junior, entry-level, female subordinates for outstanding “service”.
“you may now perform another clinton handshake under my desk, while i make a phone call, if you promise not to tell the first lady.”
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