clipboard
a derogatory name for someone in shopping locations that approach members of the public because they want them to sign up to something (which usually entails a monthly payment) or partic-p-te in a survey.
you can’t ever walk through town without some clipboard trying to stop you
name for one who opposes notebooks or any such organizational technique in secondary schooling and in lieu of is always seen carrying a thin wooden board with a metal clip on it.
clipboard has the same shorts as me.
actually a common occurence for most men. when a sudden erection springs up in a public place and the b-n-r’s owner can do nothing but flip it up. “clipboarded”, if you will, against the body by the waistline of the pants.
“i was in italian cl-ss and godd-mn, that signora mazzoni, she made me pop a b-n-r. it was so obtrusive, i had to clipboard it.”
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