Clippit
the annoying paper clip of microsoft progreams that asks you annoying questions when you dont need help
clippit: i see you are writing a suicide note. can i help?
clippit: the small r-t-rded little office -ssistant used by microsoft at the most innappropriate times.
directions to kill: go to
c:\program files\microsoft office\office11
and delete any .acg and .acs files you can see
i will not be held responsible if this crashes your computer because it doesn’t need an excuse to crash it can manage quite well on its own.
clippit: you don’t appear to be writing a letter
me: go away
clippit: i think you should, letters are fun
me: no. go away
clippit: first start with a word like sponge…
me: leave me allone!
clippit: then try a word like m-ffin, i like m-ffins…
me: -breaks down in tears-
(pr-nuncination-an-oy-ing) the most fujin annoying thing microsofe ever made. it pops up just when you dont need it to p-ss you off once more
clippit:how may i help you?
me:yaaaarrrrgggghhhh diiiieeee
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