clit critters


any crustacean deriving from or within the v-g-n-. often -ssociated with p-ssy crickets.
courtney forgot to wash her backvag thus sp-wning a nest of cl-t critters.
its a small creature with 6 legs. it lives in any unwashed v-g-n-l area. always be aware when you are with a b-tch…..they might havea cl-t critter and it will bit the d-ck right off
” i lost my d-ck to dave’s mommas cl-t critter”

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