clit farmer
an alternate way to call someone a wh-r- or sl-t, while also attempting to make them look stupid after they confusingly ask what you said.
thacker’s facebook status: “banged nine girls last week. h-ll yeah.”
zuel: “you’re such a cl-t farmer.”
thacker: “a what?”
the entirety of thacker’s friends list: “hahahahahahahaha.”
can be spelled with or without a sp-ce. literally, a farmer of cl-toris. the term is used as an insult to essentially call someone a wh-r-, but attempting to confuse them at the same time.
alvaro: dude, i totally had s-x with, like, nine girls this weekend.
g-yl-rd: h-ll yeah bro!
airyelle (walks by and overhears): you guys are just cl-t farmers.
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