clit ninja
a true master of the stealth -rg-sm, a cl-t ninja is capable of manipulating the cl-t (the s-x organ primarily responsible for female -rg-sms) completely undetected and with astounding results; a cl-t ninja is also just generally good in bed.
amy was so bored in algebra, she slipped her hand down her skirt and had at it. what a cl-t ninja.
tom went down on me for five hours last night. he’s my personal cl-t ninja.
a cl-tninja is someone who consistently manages to bed women yet appears to friends and family to be a shy retiring self conscious introvert.
cl-tninja is a term given to he who does not conform to the status quo of being needlessly attractive yet still manages to close the deal time and time again.
“did you see that geek just leave with the fittest girl in the club?.. guy must be a serious cl-tninja”
a lesbian; the “opposite” of an -ss pirate. though “l-ss pirate” may work, also.
my girlfriend and i are proud cl-t-ninjas.
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