Cliteral
like cl-toris and literal
the straight forwardnesss of a girl wanting to get it on
john- “i didn’t think i was going to get very far with sarah last night, but then she got cl-teral with me.
dan- “what do you mean”
john “she just looked at me and said “stick it in already!””
dan- “well that was rather cl-teral of her!”
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when a woman says something explicitly, but actually means something entirely different, if not even contradictory.
not to be confused with “literal,” the logical meaning of words used by men.
man: you ok? you’re being weird.
woman: i dunno, i’m fine, it’s nothing. promise.
(slightly later)
woman: you never ask how i’m feeling!
woman: “i don’t care.”
cl-teral meaning: a phrase only said at the point in which a woman actually cares the most about said contextual topic.
express yourself vulgarly about s-xual acts towards a woman.
i was being cl-teral -ss f-ck wit her! told her ill lick her everything! ha ha
when one is speaking only the unaltered truth about female genitalia.
“betty’s v-g-n- cl-terally had scales, it was very similar to that time i mouth-raped a salmon.”
characterized by a concern mainly with women. like being literal, but in a more s-xual manner.
i wanted to have s-x with her so bad, i cl-terally told her exactly that.
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