Cliteroid
std contracted from having s-xual relations in random, outdoor places when the body is running at high efficiency, i.e. in the middle of a cross country team workout. symptoms include itchiness, dehydration, and antsy anxiety.
i met up with amy amidst my 6 mile workout in the corn field, and found out i had cl-teroid the next day!
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