clitted
1. to mess up something bad.
2. totally drunk or highly under the influence of drugs.
1. if you got an f on your term paper, “man i really cl-tted that up!”
2. after 12 beers and 7 shots, “i’m pretty cl-tted up!”
royally f-cked in the -ss in a metaphoric sense
jared got cl-tted by david when he lost in backgammon
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