clitterific
better than terrific, the best of terrific.
my gawd,i feel cl-tterific today!
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- Cock Lobster
1. the end product of a males p-n-s after having s-x with a woman with her period “but mike we cant have s-x unless you want to come out all c-ck lobster, i have my period” synonymous to douchebag, jack-ss, pr-ck, moron g-dd-mnit how is dustin such a f-cking c-cklobster? a lobster with c-cks instead […]
- Cock-Munching-Butt-Skank
a word created by my best friend to describe my ex after he dumped me in front of my entire school because i wouldn’t have s-x with him for his birthday. its okay, ____ is just a c-ck-munching-b-tt-sk-nk. hes going to get stds soon anyway.
- Cockpit Trouble
a euphemism used to politely describe a situation where an apparent malfunction is caused by the operator instead of the machine. (also “c-ckpit problems”) person #1: “jim says he can’t get the new copier to work.” person #2: “it must be c-ckpit trouble. it has been working fine for me.”
- cock puppy
a guy following around a chick he’s looking to score with like a puppy following his new master “did you see chris following jessica around last night? he was being such a c-ck puppy!”
- coconut jiggle
the female version of the rattlesnake wiggle: when a topless woman swings her chest back and forth in your face, causing both her breasticles to make smacking noises as they slap against your cheeks. his girlfriend gave him a coconut jiggle this morning after she got out of the shower.