Clive
the god among biceps. everytime he makes an entrance, universes collide, the sun explodes, and black holes swallow themselves.
in b4 clive
in between clive
in after clive
a word that can be used to replace anything you fancy… can be fitted into any context, and is perfect to add that extra bit of pizazz into a sentence.
‘clive’ is famously hard to be defined – anyone asking “what does clive mean?” is frowned upon until they can work out that it does not actually have a meaning..
formally christened by the fulham rapper example, who uses it at any available chance and has started off a snowball effect on the use of the word.
fulham rapper example:
“he clived on her clives”
“eight forty-clive”
“that’s clive”
someone who can play any musical instrument without actually owning one. he also finds everything easy and often has to explain things slowly to others. he loves food and consequently is a great cook. clive is also very cute yet rugged and manly. clive is attracted to girls who eat canned food.
“that clive is a great bloke”
an extremely praised person who is known for their amazing looks and personality. can be usually seen with handsome jon
wow! look at that clive over there, hes mint, and what about that handsome jon?!
when a cold-sore is so large it has a face and name.
amy – “i can’t wait to meet again, you have a lovely head of hair and i can’t wait to kiss you”
karlton – “yeah, about that, clive has moved in for a while, mind if he tags along?”
to c-m or sperm on someones face preferably your wife
ow honey you clived me in the eye get the patch” “shut up carrol”
n. chav – used as a derogatory term to describe a pikey.
gavin your such a clive
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