clobs
a popular expression used in some parts of the uk to refer to a womans br–sts.
“she showed me her clobs last night”
“get yer clobs out fer tha lads”
“denise has a cracking pair of clobs for a woman her age”
large heavy, hard and dense br–sts with saucer sized baby bottle nipples.
mr a. “woa, check out the clobs on her!”,
mr b. “yikes, they are like two fried eggs hanging off knitting needles.”
slang for an uncirc-mcised p-n-s.
“oh, my god, look at toby’s clob,” said christian.
clob defines a male or female’s state of arousal. can also mean a gerbils ringpiece or cl-ssical instrument
i’d love to clob you in the mouth
bill – “i’ve been playing the clob for the last 20 years”
ben – “oh really?”
bill – “yes it’s like caressing a gerbil’s back entrance”
a fat, old, bald douche bag who refuses to ever hang out with his nephews outside of their own home.
“hey do you think clob will wanna go get a large plain” “no hes gay”
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