Clock Milker
someone who shows up to work and is completely unproductive, and spends countless hours looking up new definitions on definithing.com.
“greg” is a clock milker because he comes in everyday and spend hours 6-8 just surfing the web, still pulling the wool over his bosses eyes and taking home his payheck.
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