clockbody
n. (possessive) opposite of “b-tterface.” i.e. when a woman only has a beautiful face, but is lacking in every other department.
similar to carface, but applies to all situations.
etymology: derived from the item, clock. a clock has a nice face, but no body; a clock is only composed of a nice face.
example 1:
person 1: dude, she’s hot!
person 2: nah man, she’s only got a pretty face. she’s a clockbody.
example 2:
person 1: dude, what’s the opposite of a b-tterface?
person 2: it’s a clockbody obviously.
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