Clockwise
to be really proud of having a digital watch that shows seconds, almost a desease.
-excuse me, do you know what time it is?
-yes, offcourse!
(looks at his watch)
-it is 14 hours 5 minutes and 36 seconds.
-what did you say, i forgot because you used like an hour saying it. you’re so f—ing clockwise.i hate you!
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