clol
a courtesy lol. used to express laughter at something because another person thinks it was funny and you don’t want to hurt their feelings by saying “that wasn’t funny” but you also don’t want them to think it was funny by saying “lol” it is very useful because most people will look at “clol” and -ssume it was a typo, feeling good about the comment they made. but in reality, they have secretly been made a fool of by the other person. if someone asks what “clol” means you should not, however, tell them it was a typo, because that pretty much negates your domination of them. if that question is raised either:
a) tell them that clol means
b) ignore the question
c) change the subject
d) confuse the other person
e) h4x
all of these solutions are very reliable and the domination of the person will not have been negated.
someone: haha today at school my algebra teacher forgot to collect the homework
other person: clol
someone: what’s clol?
other person: huh?
someone: what?
other person: i’m so glad it’s finally friday
someone: yeah same
(other person then h4xes)
(note: the above example used solutions d, then c, then e to respond to the “what’s clol?” question
3 more definitions
the form of lol that has finally justified itself to what its really supposed to be
clol stands for cyber laughing out loud
lets face it no one actually is laughing when they type lol so clol is obviously a better choice to say
many forms including clolcopter, clolzor, clolsauce, clolbuggie, clolplane
person 1: hey whats up!
person 2: yeah i heard a great joke about how the rabbit and the tortise …
person 1:clol
person 2:what?
person 1:clol
person 2:oh i get it yeah i’m not really laughing but if i was this guy on the web and my avatar was next to yours then he would be cloling it up
a term to refer to a laugh out loud in the form of a chuckle rather than a full outright laugh.
person1: there’s a taco in my eye!
person2: lol
p1: was that a full laugh or a chuckle?
p2: dude it was a clol
clol (cello-l) n. and v.
1. a melancholy laugh
2. a dark and mature lol
etymology: supposedly a melancholy laugh can sound like a note played on a cello.
“my blog is a collection of random thoughts i have that no one would hear otherwise and probably wouldn’t care if they did. regardless of that i hope it will make people clol.”
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