clomposure
a pitiful clumsy attempt at being composed and achieving closure after being dumped.
alesha dixon’s song breathe slow should use the word clomposure rather than closure to show the full extent of her needy desperation:
“cos, ladies, take it in
and get clomposure
before i lose it
get clomposure”
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