Clonergophilekin Pie

it’s a aunt jaquanda’s famous pie!

1/2 cup -j-c-l-t-

1/2 cup doo doo
1 cup bisquick
1 egg
dude i smashed that hot and undercooked blumpkin pie right in her face!
the act of performing oral s-x while the receptor is defecating is referred to as a blumpkin. the feces produced during this event is known as the blumpkin pie.
that blumpkin pie after thanksgiving dinner was really delicious, i think it had some corn in it.
blumpkin pie is a delicious home made recipe that any male with or without cooking skills can make.

while receiving f-ll-t– you sh-t in a pie tin. then as you are c-mming, you put the c-m ontop of the poo poo. then you shove the girl’s face into the pie and force feed her the rest of the meal. this is ganranteed to be a meal she wil never forget and will talk about it for years to come.
carina: what the f-ck is your problem?

brian: what are you talking about?

carina: the blumpkin pie you made me eat last night… there must have been a tainted substance in it because i feel nauseous and i think i’m going to blow chunks!

brian: oh, well just don’t get any on my shoes, they are new.
the act of having a ménage à trois while the woman is dressed as a pilgrim or indian squaw. one guy is in the process of receiving a blumpkin, while the other is in the process of giving the woman a cream pie.
the first blumpkin pie.

while miles standish was in the outhouse (after the first thanksgiving), the hot redheaded pilgrim girl started to give him a blumpkin. john smith came by and was so aroused that he joined in and gave her a cream pie.
(1) to perform oral s-x on a female while she is defacating.

(2) to inadvertantly reveal a piece of information that is catastrophic to your status in your social circle; to inadvertantly open oneself up to ridicule.
“would you like to have some blumpkin pie” “no thank you, one slip of the tongue and i’m in deep sh-t!”
receiving a bl-w j-b whilst sh-tting in som
an individual infatuated with the ins and outs of the human -n-s and rectal cavity region. the bungophiles -n-litical knowledge is vast and ranges from anatomical, medical conditions to the s-xual and the ability to exploit the area as one of the body’s erogenous zones.
candy: hey mary. how are things with your new boyfriend carl?
mary: he’s gon
when a woman’s privates become erect when aroused. it is a mixture of the words “cl-toris” and “b-n-r” due to the fact that the cl-toris becomes erect.
girl: “oh my, i have a major cloner right now.”
boy: “oh boy!”
it’s a female b-n-r. basically when your cl-toris is throbbing with antic-p-tion.
“yo he is so hot “shwing” i gotta cloner!!!!”
a person who goes into a chat room and gets totally p-ssed off at someone and takes over their name. the cloner then makes nasty remarks about other chatters creating total havoc in the room. everyone then iggys the original chatter and the clone. the cloner then takes over someone elses name and does the same thing. everyone in the room soon hates everybody else in the room. it is hysterical.
suckysucky; hey! get off my d-mn name u stupid cloner!
suckyclone; tiggerific is a c-nt!
suckysucky; i didn’t say that! my clone said that!
tiggerific; sucky, i hate u! f-ck u, u -sswipe!
suckysucky; tigger, that wasn’t me…i swear! it was my clone!!!
suckyclone; tigger, u have the biggest -ss in here, b-tch!
tiggerific; i thought sucky was my friend. guess not…:(
suckyclone; tigger, u have no friends u freaking moron!
discovered by dr. steve forrest in 2011 while observing a film on human s-xual intercourse. a cloner occurs during arousal, when the cl-toris of a woman fills with blood causing it to become erect and protrude outward from the v-g-n-.

this often resembles the male “b-n-r” which happens during male arousal when blood fills the shaft of the p-n-s causing it to become hard and stick up in an erect state.
a “cloner” gets its name from combining “cl-t” which is short for “cl-toris”(the piece of skin in a female v-g-n- that contains a tremendous amount of nerve endings that cause great pleasure when stimulated) and “b-n-r” referring to an erect male p-n-s.

a “cloner” will pulsate and become increasingly lubricated from v-g-n-l fluid released during s-xual arousal.
some females have very large “cloners” while others may not have a very noticeable one at all. sizes range from under an inch to 3″ or more.
“i was about to hookup with this girl last night, but right as i was about to go down on her, right where her cl-t was there was a little nub sticking up!?”
“dude, your girl has a cloner! its when her cl-t gets all hard like a d-ck! good thing you didn’t eat her out!”
“yea…about that…”
a female b-n-r, i.e. a cl-toral erection
omg, look at that hot guy!! he is giving me such a cloner!!..
a clownin’ -ss stoner.
clown+stoner=cloner. get it, b-tch??
when the cl-toris becomes erect due to blood flow from s-xual arousal
man, i have such a cloner when i see your b-n-r.
e. i booted his -ss out.
candy: why? he seemed nice.
mary: that dude was a bungophile. he was always trying to poke around my backdoor. that’s a one way street baby.
candy: really? that’s too bad. maybe i will call him if you don’t mind. i enjoy some stuffed mud now and then.
eones mouth
last night i hade a blumpkin pie
its like a normal blumpkin( girl sucks your d-ck while you are taking a dump) but with the blumpkin pie she will bend over before you c-m and you put your d-ck in her b-tt and c-m
everybody likes blumpkin pie at thankgiving