clong
the hybrid p-n-s/cl-toris found on s-xually maldeveloped females. derived from cl-t/schl-ng. see also mung.
“did you see the size of that hermaphro’s clong?”
“yeah dude, that wh-r-s totally getting a mungin'”
2 more definitions
1. v. to hit or strike someone over the head with a very heavy metal object, usually flat, resulting in a loud clanging noise
2. v. to dash towards someone with the intent of clinging to them, but instead ending up knocking or ramming them over very violently
ashriel clonged coding with a pair of cymbals.
that sick, cold feeling you get when
you realise you have forgotten something
“oh sh-t !”, peter exclaimed, as clong set in.
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