Cloop
an extremely uncommon std contracted solely by h-m-s-xual men with exponentially large african-american c-cks.
common symptoms of cloop include, but are not limited to;
– memory loss
– explosive diarrhea
– itch/rash inside of the meatus
– bl–dy urine
i feel bad for kurt, he was recently diagnosed with the cloop.. poor n-gg-r..
a gap in between one’s teeth
yo, that cloop of yours could fit three quarters, dawg.
to loop your c-ck into your own -sshole
i’m not coming out tonight i’m gonna cloop instead
cloop- a mixture of c-m, blood, and p–p. cloop often has a distinctly strong odor.
ex: “it smells like cloop in here! we’re you two fking?”
“that punks cell smells like cloop!”
“his breath smelled like cloop!”
the act of of p–ping in a club or fancy bar
i hope the line for the bathroom isnt long at pure, i really need to cloop.
the name for fecile discharge that almost always clogs and/or breaks toilets. consumption of a chipotle burrito will sometimes lead to clooping.
“umm dad. i accidentally clooped in the new toilet.”
“d-mnit son.”
cloop = claire + p–p.
cloop and i went to the store
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