Cloop, Clooped, Clooping
to hit somebody in the t-st-cl-s while off guard, but only during a time of compet-tive game play with a very close friend. both these are crucial points in cl-ssifying nut shots as clooping; this must be an ongoing war/compet-tion between two friends trying to find the right moment when to move forward with a spontaneous attack to the nuts.
friend a gets home from work, and greets friend b outside on the cloopfront porch, as they both continue to smoke their cigarettes. once friend b finishes his smoke, he turns around to walk back into their house. friend a reaches down,and with a striking vertical blow/karate chop, racks friend b in the b-lls screaming “cloop b-tch! you’ve been clooped”
friend a walks by friend b and back hand slaps friend b in the nuts causing him to fall to his knees in a terribly uncomfortable pain. while laughing friend c asks friend a what they’re doing. “clooping” friend a calmly replies with a smirk on his face.
cloop, clooped, clooping circa 2011
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