Clophanded
(adj) a synonym for awkward
originally stems from the word “clodhopping” meaning “foolish” or “clumsy”
1.) she paints her nails like five different colors. it’s so clophanded.
2.) remember when taylor thought me making that gif was flattering but really i just did it because i couldn’t stop laughing at her clophanded face?
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