close keys
that moment when you text fast but accidentally press the letter next to the letter that you were trying to text. so it comes out like thia. (this)
(in a text message)
girl: how are you?
boy: i’m doing food
girl: you could do something else if you know what i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
boy: oof close keys i was trying to say good.
girl: ohhh ok good for you never mind about that last text.
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