closer
the song that put nine inch nails on the map.
you get me closer to g-d.
halo 9 and the fifth track on the nine inch nails alb-m ‘the downward spiral’. one of their most well-known songs with an easily recognisable beat, influenced by that of iggy pop’s ‘nightclubbing’. s-xiest song ever.
“i wanna f-ck you like an animal;
i wanna feel you from the inside;
i wanna f-ck you like an animal;
my whole existence is flawed.
you get me closer to g-d.”
in dating, one who is consistently able to seal the deal with the opposite s-x, be it in the bedroom or in some other emotionally satisfying manner
– “he’s been calling me for like 3 weeks now but nothing’s happened.”
– “yeah, he’s not a closer.”
someone that can close the sale. sell anything to anybody at anytime.
jim… d-mn that’s a lot of paper.(tickets) scott. i sell everyone that walks through the door. jim. that’s why your the closer fo real yo. scott. i’m just handling my bussiness. biotch
an awesoem song by nine inch nails that could be used as a pick up line
bob- “i wanna f-ck you like an animal”
renee-“ok lets go”
an amazing movie, starring natalie portman, jude law, julia roberts, and clive owen. a devastatingly depressing story that doc-ments the truth about what many people consider to be “love”. deff a must see for…oh, say, everyone in the world.
closer quotes:
“people who fall in love at first sight never stop looking.”
“i know who you are. i love you. i love everything about you that hurts.”
“there’s a moment, there’s always a moment. ‘i can do this, i can give into this, or i can resist it,’ and i don’t know when your moment was, but i bet there was one.”
“everybody wants to be happy.”
–“depressives don’t. they want to be unhappy to confirm they’re depressed. if they were happy, they couldn’t be depressed anymore. they’d have to go out into the world and live–which can be depressing.”
“lying’s the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off–but it’s better if you do.”
“you kissed me!”
–“what are you, twelve?”
the name used for someone who has a clutch role in any situation, similar to a closer in pro baseball.
come on papelbon, we’re counting on you to get the weed for the 4am blunt to smoke before we p-ss out tonight.
you’re in charge of making dessert for our high feast. unless you can’t handle the pressure of being the closer…
call me a closer cuz i always seal the deal in the bedroom!
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