closet bitch


a girl who appears to be very nice and friendly but is secretly extremely hateful and dislikes everyone whom she pretends to be nice to.
austin was convinced anna was an angel until she slapped him in the face for no apparent reason, that’s when he realized she was a closet b-tch
one who doesn’t seem like a b-tch but secretly is.
“you know rachel?”
“oh yeah. isn’t she the nicest person out there or something?”
“i know right. that’s what i thought at first but i saw her beat some chick at the grocery store just cause she looked at her man.”
“what a closet b-tch.”
a person who appears to be a nice person, but in reality is a b-tch. this person tends to talk about people behind their backs and screw people over whenever they have the opportunity. however, to the untrained eye, this person seems like an angel.
marc – “wow man, i thought your jenny and i were really hitting it of at the party last night, she even gave me her number and told me we should hang out. but today i find out that she was telling everybody i was annoying her and being creepy and sh-t.”

mike – “ya dude jenny seems nice, but she’s a closet b-tch for sure.”
a girl who seems like a good person but really is a b-tch undrneath
a girl who is nice to your face but really is a b-tch hense closet b-tch;brie ebert

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