Closet Bronsexual
a person who has yet to come out of the closet as a brons-xual. usually starting off sentences ” i’m not a lebron fan but”. then proceeds to show a defensive demeanor about lebron james.
that guy secretly loves lebron. he’s a closet brons-xual
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