closet candy
a closeted gay,lesbian, bi person who is a s-xual partner of an openly gay, lesbian, bi person
jim was out and proud, but he didn’t have a real boyfriend. he would just have s-x in the bathroom with some closet candy he met at the school.
tom wasn’t out yet, but he did manage to garner some s-xual experience by being jim’s closet candy.
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