closet candy crusher
one who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers b-ttholes using a special -ss bong device. it is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the r-ct-m of said hooker.
bro: “yo man i heard randy is a closet candy crusher. dude smokes ice out of sk-nk booty.”
bro2: “d-mn, i knew i shouldn’t have let him borrow my -ssbong. oh well yolo!”
bro: “nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now.”
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