Closet Directioner


a directioner that refuses to tell anyone that they like one direction; they know all of their songs, own a bunch of merchandise, and secretly dance around in their room to wmyb; usually happens with boys that are in denial about liking pop music. in fact, they are so in denial that they are drowning
omg, stacy, darren is such a closet directioner! i saw him dancing in his room to what makes you beautiful, and i took pictures and videos!

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