closet fatty
a thin person who exhibits traits that are normally found exclusively in fatties, however due to compulsive exercise or a fast metabolic system is not one him/herself.
such traits include but are not limited to:
eating like there’s no tomorrow
sucking d-ck/p-ssy better than a hoover
f-cking for validation
wearing party hats
matt eats 6 supersized junk food meals a day, he is such a closet fatty.
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