closet fetish
when someone claims that they don’t have a fetish but show their disgusting fetish to everyone else as entertainment to justify keeping their disgusting material on them at all times
cj: f-ck chris thats disgusting why the h-ll would you keep pictures of tubgirl on your phone and show it to everyone
nick: he has a closet fetish
chris: you know you like it
cj: gross dude go m-st-rb-t- to that somewhere else
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