Closet Gay
a h-m-s-xual guy, preferably in highschool or college who is gay but keeps his s-xuality a secret. a closet gay can be anyone. i know guys from highschool who only talked about t-ts and -ss, yet now they’re out as gay.
the closet part comes from coming out as gay, vice versa if you haven’t came out you’re still in the closet.
has john ever dated a chick? i think he might be a closet gay.
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what most atheists are hence their constant whining about h-m-s-xuality.
jimmy the closet gay atheist took a huge c-ck up his -ss while preaching about his bullsh-t atheism.
a closet h-m-s-xual is what most gay supporters are. these supposedly “straight” people spend all their time defending h-m-s-xuality that it’s clear that they must be gay themselves hence their obsession with it. they call anyone who finds disgust with h-m-s-xuality a “bigot” even if they don’t hate the gay person themselves. their common argument (which is also illogical) against “gay haters” is that they must be gay themselves because they find the concept of two guys pounding each other hard in the -ss repulsive. perhaps it’s these gay defenders who are gay themselves?
jimmy: “anyone who doesn’t find two men kissing cool is a bigot and h-m-phobe and probably a closet gay themselves!” (meaning that gays hate themselves)
jack: “yeah i agree! i’m a straight man but i love gays!”
-jack and jimmy walk away from the crowd that they were preaching too and then start sucking each other’s c-cks-
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