Closet Girlfriend
the girl at work that everyone rumors you with. the girl you are with when your wife thinks you are somewhere else doing work. the girl you spend what little free time you have with. the hershey pie from burger king puts her in the best mood just cause it’s so good!
john and his closet girlfriend had fun at the bar playing music on the jukebox while sipping an alcoholic beverage.
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