Closet Haircut
the type of haircut usually -ssociated with “metros-xuals” who have a fancy for the didgeridoo. this is for the likeness between sucking c-ck and playing a didgeridoo. this haircut is called the closet haircut because it is how the closet h-m-s-xual starts his process of coming out of the metophorical gay b-tt s-x closet. this haircut is usually only produced in los angeles, but somehow found its way to dallas, texas.
what is that new haircut that richie got? oh….you mean the closet haircut.
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