closet hipster


someone who masks their hipster att-tudes by dressing normally. a closet hipster doesn’t physically stand out, but deep down inside, they are glaring at you for your terrible music tastes and consumerist lifestyle.
lawrence is a closet hipster. he stands out in all the wrong ways at indie concerts and hates coldplay.

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