closet hog
a fat person who claims they have medical problems preventing them from being a normal weight when they really just stuff their face.
barbara has always been very overweight and she always claimed she was on a strict health-food diet plan, but one night i saw her at a buffet with a plate overflowing with hotdogs, sandwiches, fries, chocolate cake, and the list goes on. she’s a closet hog.
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