closet lobster


an individual who avoids public appearances or hanging out with friends because of an embarr-ssing sunburn or sunburn lines.
“hey, have any of you seen brittany since two days ago at the beach?”
“no, i think she is being a real closet lobster because i know she didn’t use sunscreen.”

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