Closet Mexicans


is a person of mexican descent who hides or rejects his/her mexican heritage.
an example of closet mexicans;

sarah: “hey pancho, are you mexican?”
pancho: “i’m not mexican! only my parents and grandparents are mexican.”
sarah: “oh, so you have mexican background.”
pancho: “dude, i’m not mexican! my ancestors are spaniards!”
sarah: “uh? what exactly are you?”
pancho: “i’m american of spaniard descent.”
sarah: “yeah right…talk to you later.”

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