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Closet otaku

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• L (aka ali)

  a product of the mid eighties, mostly known for its infinite need for hibernation. it is noted for its inability to conduct the simplest tasks (such as thinking) while in its ‘lazy-mode’ (which occupies 95% of its lifespan). in the remaining 5%, however, it does show signs of liveliness by engaging in rather human activities, […]

• Fleckeling

  to very lightly snow. somewhere in between small and medium snowflakes. the weather man said that it was going to blizzard, but sadly it was only fleckeling.

• Clothventurer

  any small child that emerges from within a clothing rack at any department store. and with the realization that they’ve been discovered, quickly scurries off into another clothing rack—laughing in the process. i couldn’t find my little niece the other day while we were in sears. when all of a sudden, she emerged from a […]

• candle scandle

  a little thing or problem that p-sses a girl off greatly man- hey dude did you sleep with that chick? man 2- nah dude it was a candle scandle

• carginity

  a person who has s-x in a car for the first time. comes from the combination of car and virginity. “i lost my carginity in a buick last night.”

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